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US to Canadian Translator
Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter — tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther… And then one fine morning — So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
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