Heya!

My name is William.
I'm 34 years old, living in Malmö, Sweden.
This is my application for the job you posted! There are so many jobs out there! But whoa, this one takes the cake. I really want it and here's why it is a perfect fit for me :
1. I've worked for a long time, met all sortsa people, been cursed at, shouted at, mauled by wild animals but always managed to turn a frown upside down ;)
2. You need someone to start working ASAP and I have nothing else to do??
3. I must have made a million waffles and not one of them was so bad that we couldn't serve it
4. If you hire someone else they might be way worse than me .

I'm a great team player or work best on my own, whatever maybe both? I have a pretty face , a strong back, powerful calves and I want at least a million a month so I can pay off my student loans after five years of education. Ok whatever, doesn't really matter what I write at this point, because even if I seem like a bad fit for your company, let's get down to business : You gotta hire me right away because

Yours Sincerely
William Sulka