A Lorem time ago, Ipsum galaxy far, far away...

Governor Tarkin! I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

Yee-ha! But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight? Strech out with your feelings. The Force is strong with this one. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side. You don't believe in the Force, do you? Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, seen a lot of strange stuff. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. But I was going into Tache Station to pick up some power converters! Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. He is here. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed.

I call it luck. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? You think a princess and I guy like me -- NO.