FAQs

Initial Setup

• Do you want to build a snowman?
  Or ride our bikes around the halls I think some company is overdue I've started talking to the pictures on the walls (Hang in there, Joan!) It gets a little lonely All these empty rooms
• Is Twilight autobiographical?
  No. Twilight is a work of fiction.
• What do Vegetarians and Vegans do for Thanksgiving?
  Vegetarians and vegans enjoy all the same Thanksgiving pleasures as everyone else does, minus the turkey. There is an abundance of delicious vegetarian and vegan Thanksgiving food options available. Click here for compassionate Thanksgiving recipes.

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• What’s the largest turkey you ever raised?
  The largest turkey I have ever raised dressed out at 50.12 lbs.
• What do I do when there is an alligator in my neighborhood?
  In many cases, if left unmolested, alligators eventually will retreat to more preferred habitats away from people. However, if you encounter an animal that poses a threat to human safety:
  DON’T – swim outside of posted swimming areas or in waters that might contain large alligators.
  DO – swim with a partner within all marked swimming areas. These areas are specifically situated and designed to reduce potential alligator/human conflicts.
  DON’T – swim at night or dusk when alligators most actively feed.
• Who pays for Princes William and Harry?
  Both Prince William and Prince Harry receive a salary from the British Army. Any additional costs are met by The Prince of Wales or from their own private funds. If either Prince were to travel by air or train to an official engagement, these costs would be met from public funds.
• Can I use someone else’s urine in my Whizzinator Kit?
  Yes, you can use someone else’s urine in our kit. We just ask that you be 110% sure the urine is clean before you use their urine. If you do use someone else’s urine simply collect the sample the day of your test and inject it into The Whizzinator with the refill syringe. Use the sample that day.
• Do I have to be fat to do sumo?
  No, you do not have to be fat. In fact, most of the very successful sumo wrestlers, both professional and amateur, are not fat, by any standard. Generally, if you are athletic, you can do well in sumo. Of course, fat or skinny, big or small, you are welcome to participate in sumo.

Other questions

• Do you ever re-use chocolate?
  We never use chocolate left over from other rentals. We are more than happy to leave you with any chocolate left at the end of your rental if suitable bowls are provided.
• When I’m tested for a STD, will everyone in the waiting room hear my name be called?
  NO! The clinician will call you by your assigned number, not your name.
• Can pregnant woman bellydance too?
  Of course, pregnant women find belly dancing excellent prenatal exercise because it strengthens the pelvic muscles and loosens up the abdominal area. It strengthens back and leg muscles, which are very critical for a woman to carry her pregnancy well.