I would
I'd
like to thank you all for making the
painful journey
effort
to come along today to celebrate Dave and Sue's Wedding,
this beautiful day
especially after finding out it wasn't an open
bar!
(make sure you pause to allow them to laugh, look over and wink at Dave!)
As anyone who remembers Dave's
infamous
notorious
caving accident in '92 will know, he's used to being trapped in a
bleak
harsh,
cold environment which no light can reach. So he should find marriage a breeze.
My friendship with Dave dates back to secondary school.
And we've been friends ever since.
I'm not sure why I was drawn to him. Maybe it was his My Little Pony back pack or his
blue
national health glasses. Best of all, his appearance
earned him the reputation of the school weirdo,
a title we then held together
a title I would no longer have to carry alone.
“Isn’t Sue looking absolutely gorgeous tonight? Not only is she beautiful though, she’s also caring,
kind,
sweet and she deserves one hell of a husband.
Thankfully
Luckily
for Dave she agreed to marry him before she
found one.
Cheers! (raise glass)