A Big Piece of Garbage

You mean while I'm sleeping in it? And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it! Bender, you risked your life to save me!

Leela's Homeworld

No! The cat shelter's on to me. Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.

Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch

Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Throw her in the brig.